CONFESS YOUR SINS AGAINST DATAISM

Dataism:

A religion devoted to the spread and free-flow of Data.

Dataism worships data as the highest source of meaning in the universe.

The confessional scale starts with lesser sins, such as hiding location services or deleting cookies, and escalates up to major sins like burning down 5G towers: the ultimate iconoclasm.

You are on the path to absolution, and after you repent, you shall be saved.

Enter the eConfessional and seek penance from the datasphere.

Confess